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'I can't read a word of this essay of yours. Excellent work.'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Home Sweet Home

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"You're hired!"

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"FREEDOM!!!"

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Be A Doctor

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Great events in Chemistry...

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

Pipe dreams!

"Imagine if we knew what the hell we were doing!"

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

Economics as Rocket Science