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"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"FREEDOM!!!"

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Great events in Chemistry...

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Pipe dreams!

Skunk dreaming.

Economics as Rocket Science

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

"Imagine if we knew what the hell we were doing!"