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"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Dog Nightmares

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Home Sweet Home

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"FREEDOM!!!"

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Great events in Chemistry...

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Pipe dreams!

Out-of-Homebody experience.

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

Skunk dreaming.

Economics as Rocket Science

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

The human cannonball on vacation with his family.