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"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

A boy acting suspiciously

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Sigmund Freud.

Pipe dreams!

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'It's not what you think, sir. I'm power daydreaming.'

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

'Who am I?'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

The Police Artist.

"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'Well, Tom, everyone suffers from delusions from time to time.'

"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"

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