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'Who am I?'

"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

Police crime scene.

'We almost had him, lieutenant. He was about to confess to luring in victims with a duck call...'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'You've been working at the FBI too long. A keyhole is not a surveillence device.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Desert Island BBQ

Pigeon Little

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

I need to set upmy own company.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

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