Daydream Detective T-Shirts

'It's not what you think, sir. I'm power daydreaming.'

Dog Nightmares

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Chaironaut

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

Salesman on Holiday

Pipe dreams!

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

"So, Bond, we finally meet again."

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Who am I?'

'It's a fine line between meditating and fantasying.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

"I'm sorry, I was daydreaming about you and your stupid sales material getting eaten by a giant crocodile. Please continue."

"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

Little Beverly Cards

"It's a tough job, but it offers frequent flyer miles."

Department of Dream Studies