Daydream Detective Gifts

'It's not what you think, sir. I'm power daydreaming.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Chaironaut

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

Salesman on Holiday

Pipe dreams!

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

"So, Bond, we finally meet again."

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

'Who am I?'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'It's a fine line between meditating and fantasying.'

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

"My work is to stare into space."

Department of Dream Studies

Little Beverly Cards

"It's a tough job, but it offers frequent flyer miles."