Daydream Diver Gifts

"Your faucet is running."

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Fishing for Birds

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Thought Cloud

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

A dream of consequence

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

I Drew a Hot Guy

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

A workaholic's dream.

'We're counting any daydreaming in the office as vacation time.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."