Daydream Adventurer Gifts

Chaironaut

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

"I'm sorry, I was daydreaming about you and your stupid sales material getting eaten by a giant crocodile. Please continue."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Fishing for Birds

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Desert Island Fantasies

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

A dream of consequence

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Thought Cloud

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

Rainbow/Horizon

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

'We're counting any daydreaming in the office as vacation time.'