Dream Diver Gifts

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Sporting dreams

'Now my dreams are being interrupted by old actors selling denture adhesive!'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'The Questioner'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

A dream of consequence

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'Silent type, eh?'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

A workaholic's dream.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Question Mark

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

The Deep Thinker

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."