Diving Board Dreamer Gifts

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Whale Romance

'Silent type, eh?'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

The Deep Thinker

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'Can't you read?!'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Pearl Fishers

'Something tells me we're close!'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

'Oceanographers go home'

Heavenly Ships