Diving Board Dreamer Prints

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Whale Romance

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Silent type, eh?'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Pearl Fishers

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'Something tells me we're close!'

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

'Oceanographers go home'

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Heavenly Ships

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."