Surfing Dreamer Gifts

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Mister Mid-Life Crisis

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'I wish I was creative'

Mermaid Art

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'Silent type, eh?'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

Get a rockpool!

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'Hey! Down in front!'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Wheeee...'

The Deep Thinker

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

There it is – my dream beach house.

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Beached Whales

'Something tells me we're close!'

Pearl Fishers

'Oceanographers go home'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

Scuba Skater

'Are we booking a holiday in Frinton-on-Sea?'

"I forgot blue."