Surfing Dreamer Gifts

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Mister Mid-Life Crisis

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'I wish I was creative'

Mermaid Art

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'Silent type, eh?'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

'Hey! Down in front!'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Get a rockpool!

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'Wheeee...'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Beached Whales

Pearl Fishers

'Something tells me we're close!'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'Oceanographers go home'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

Scuba Skater

Pirate Mail.

Pushing the rain away from the beach

"I forgot blue."