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'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Barks in code.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

hard-boiled egg...

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'You know too much,'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

When Engineers Crack.

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

Computer Expert

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Where was I?

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."