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The Police Artist.

The Police Artist.

A boy acting suspiciously

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Private Viewing

Art Plagiarism

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

'What the hell is this the age of?'

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'I can't do it anymore. 54 months of analysis and we're still no closer to explaining why Christian Bale's Batman talk in that awful voice.'

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'Cops and Rubbers.'

"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

"Your wish has been granted – now there really is a nineties movie called Shazaam starring Sinbad as the genie."

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

Graphite man could never understand how he was always so easily apprehended.

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

"Looks like something was going on in the Stone Age that they didn't want the Bronze Age to know about."

"Bad news. It's a fake."

Department of Dream Studies

'Are you sure it's the original?'

"Coming up on the news at ten: the new strange-but-true candy bar diet...names of the pets of your favorite YouTubers...plus some stuff about the world."

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'