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'Cops and Rubbers.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'You've been killing files again.'

Private Viewing

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Optician and the PI.

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Whodunits

"I love people-watching."

'He's not having an affair Ma'am: He goes out at night mainly to chase cars and eat from garbage bins...'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

I don't trust that guy.

'If he's innocent, why does he need such a hot-shot lawyer?'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.

'Off hand, I'd say it's a head trauma caused by a blunt instrument.'

Sherlock Holmes.

'It looks fishy to me.'

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

The Police Artist.

'I'm working on an upgrade of the computer, "Watson." I'll call it "Holmes".'

Stolen Crime Books.

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"