Artistic Sleuth Gifts

'Cops and Rubbers.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'You've been killing files again.'

Private Viewing

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Optician and the PI.

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Whodunits

"I love people-watching."

'He's not having an affair Ma'am: He goes out at night mainly to chase cars and eat from garbage bins...'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

I don't trust that guy.

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

'If he's innocent, why does he need such a hot-shot lawyer?'

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.

'I let Facebook and My-Space do most of the leg work. I just park outside houses wearing a trilby.'

'Off hand, I'd say it's a head trauma caused by a blunt instrument.'

Sherlock Holmes.

The Police Artist.

Stolen Crime Books.

'It looks fishy to me.'

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"