Cultural Sleuth Gifts

"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Missing Easter Egg

Mysteries.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

'What the hell is this the age of?'

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Whodunits

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Conflicting Reports

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Reporter at a crime scene.

'I'm working on an upgrade of the computer, "Watson." I'll call it "Holmes".'

'Cops and Rubbers.'

You can always tell a good book by its libel.

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

Stolen Crime Books.

Reporter #2: plant.

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

"Is this book a true story or is it true it's a story?"

No Starlets Were Harmed

"It's old Mister Banks, the wealthy, establishment art figure!"

'I'm not paying for another misspelling, and give me back the rhngchtanza!'

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

'I'll take the case,' I said. Or did I? I fear I'm no longer able to differentiate between interior and exterior monologue.'

"Come back when you're sober, and we'll see if you still have that double vision."