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'After all this time we've finally apprehended the suspect, sir!'

"Did you or did you not tell me to plant some evidence?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Experts through the ages.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Missing Easter Egg

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Whodunits

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

Conflicting Reports

The Banana Crime

I don't trust that guy.

You're right, Jenkins, the numbers don't lie. Get me some that do.

'I let Facebook and My-Space do most of the leg work. I just park outside houses wearing a trilby.'

Stolen Crime Books.

You can always tell a good book by its libel.

'I'm working on an upgrade of the computer, "Watson." I'll call it "Holmes".'

Reporter at a crime scene.

Reporter #2: plant.

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

We never went to the moon. The Youtube evidence is conclusive. Not the Van Allen thing again." "Van Allen." It is absolutely impossible for human beings to traverse the Van Allen radiation belt. Explain how the Apollo astronauts passed through that radiation belt without either dying or hulking out. They were exposed to a cat-scan's worth of radiation. It was supposed to be a rhetorical question.