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"After eliminating all suspects...the murderer can only one person."

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Missing Easter Egg

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Mysteries.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Lost Property - Missing Head

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

Scarecrow.

'You're an inspector now?'

Whodunits

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."