Comedic Sleuth Pillows

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Mysteries.

Missing Easter Egg

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Lost Property - Missing Head

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

'You're an inspector now?'

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

Whodunits

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Scarecrow.

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

I don't trust that guy.