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Wait Here - Froze in a Block of Ice

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Surreal ale

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Thermidor Dali

Missing Easter Egg

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Lost Property - Missing Head

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Scarecrow.

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"