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Wait Here - Froze in a Block of Ice

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Escher exhibition first floor

Surreal ale

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Missing Easter Egg

Man Ray

Thermidor Dali

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Francis Picabia

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Whodunits

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

Net Zero Superstitions

Two men converse secretively

Scarecrow.