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"Honey wake up, I realized there were more plot holes in that movie we saw that I forgot to point out."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Paranormal A-Z...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

The Modern Godot

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Mysteries.

Missing Easter Egg

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Lost Property - Missing Head

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Scarecrow.

Two men converse secretively

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"They stay together for the money."

...and I see the catering is sorted.

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.