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'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

GM Crops Genie.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Undercover Biophysicists

Missing Easter Egg

Newton's Law and Order.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Mysteries.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."