Cinema Sleuth Prints

No Starlets Were Harmed

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Mysteries.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Undercover Biophysicists

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Missing Easter Egg

GM Crops Genie.

Newton's Law and Order.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."