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"We didn't realize the CCTV footage was doctored until our precinct fanboy found a continuity mistake."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

$1: Family Secrets

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Clickbait

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

The Modern Godot

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

I'd rather be phishing.

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Two men converse secretively

Able to Google Stuff Man

What security flaw?

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'