Streaming Sleuth T-Shirts

"I'd like you to find him... get the Netflix password then lose him again."

Amazon takes control of the James Bond franchise

How does it hurt anyone if I download movies illegally? It just does. But it's not like I'd be paying to see them if I didn't download them. I'm broke. If I was never gonna pay to see it anyway, then it's not like they're losing money they woulda gotten. You don't think you'll ever grow up and get a job? Duh, haven't you been watching the news?

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Paranormal A-Z...

Joan Hickson

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'You've been killing files again.'

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Spy Satellite

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

How hit songs get their names

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Two men converse secretively

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Scarecrow.

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

I don't trust that guy.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."