Streaming Sleuth T-Shirts

"I'd like you to find him... get the Netflix password then lose him again."

Paranormal A-Z...

Joan Hickson

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'You've been killing files again.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Spy Satellite

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Lost Property - Missing Head

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Scarecrow.

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Two men converse secretively

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

I don't trust that guy.

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'I see you have some blended content. Some of it's tue, some of it's false.'