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Business man with magnifying glass

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Joan Hickson

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'You've been killing files again.'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Optician and the PI.

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"The butler did it!"

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

The Banana Crime

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Conflicting Reports

"This was no accident, Sarge! He was intentionally DROPPED!"

Sherlock Holmes.

Auditing

"We haven't been able to pick up his trail. We think he's using invisible ink."

Reporter #2: plant.

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

Reporter at a crime scene.

"I think it was done with mirrors."

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

'The killer should not be hard to find - he has left a trail of inserts.'

Detective Honky