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'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

Private Eye

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Joan Hickson

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Optician and the PI.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"The butler did it!"

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

Top Secret

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'

Sherlock Holmes.

"We haven't been able to pick up his trail. We think he's using invisible ink."

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

Detective with a magnifying glass.

"I think it was done with mirrors."

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

'Shred any negative documentation I made on our new sales strategy.'

Detective Honky

'The killer should not be hard to find - he has left a trail of inserts.'

'. . . and 14% said they didn't own a TV set, although I could hear it in the background!'

"Just as we suspected, he's running a dummy company"

Crime scene outline on the floor of a grocery store.

"What about hiring a Private Detective?"

Sherlock Holmes