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Detective with a magnifying glass.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Optician and the PI.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

"The butler did it!"

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"This was no accident, Sarge! He was intentionally DROPPED!"

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

Slug Hospitals

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Auditing

"We haven't been able to pick up his trail. We think he's using invisible ink."

Sherlock Holmes.

Second dates are trickier. They ask the same questions as on the first date, looking for inconsistencies.

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

"I think it was done with mirrors."

Gilmore Slugs

'Yes, I realize that a salt with a deadly weapon is frightening, but I only keep it to protect my family - and I always keep the safety on.

Slug roulette.

Detective Honky

'The killer should not be hard to find - he has left a trail of inserts.'

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'

"Just as we suspected, he's running a dummy company"