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"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

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The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

Optician and the PI.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"The butler did it!"

'He's not having an affair Ma'am: He goes out at night mainly to chase cars and eat from garbage bins...'

The Raven - The Study at Night

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

"I love people-watching."

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

'If he's innocent, why does he need such a hot-shot lawyer?'

"I'm just curious why you included a section in your resume that says 'The lost years...'"

Black Forest Collectibles.

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

Schlock Holmes