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"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Joan Hickson

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

Optician and the PI.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Emotional blackmail.'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

The Raven - The Study at Night

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

Schlock Holmes

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

Black Forest Collectibles.

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

"I'm just curious why you included a section in your resume that says 'The lost years...'"