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Arthur Conan Doyle, MD, observes a passerby who has touch stains on his fingers, paint on his trousers and plaster on his jacket, and quickly deduces the man is a slob.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Joan Hickson

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Optician and the PI.

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'Emotional blackmail.'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

The Raven - The Study at Night

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Black Forest Collectibles.

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

"With all due respect, instead of the phrase 'bank robbery,' we request the alleged incident be referred to as an 'Elmore Leonard moment!'"

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

Schlock Holmes