Sleuth Enthusiasts Pillows

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Joan Hickson

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Optician and the PI.

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

The Raven - The Study at Night

"The butler did it!"

'He's not having an affair Ma'am: He goes out at night mainly to chase cars and eat from garbage bins...'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"I love people-watching."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

"I'm just curious why you included a section in your resume that says 'The lost years...'"

'If he's innocent, why does he need such a hot-shot lawyer?'

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

Schlock Holmes

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

Black Forest Collectibles.