Spotting Sleuths Pillows

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

A boy acting suspiciously

The Modern Godot

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Secret Service Dogs

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Optician and the PI.

"The butler did it!"

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

'Who's your Daddy?'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

"This was no accident, Sarge! He was intentionally DROPPED!"

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

Sherlock Holmes.

Auditing

"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"

'No, I haven't found the elusive Higgs boson yet.'

Six Degrees of Depradation

Arthur Conan Doyle, MD, observes a passerby who has touch stains on his fingers, paint on his trousers and plaster on his jacket, and quickly deduces the man is a slob.

"What if these guys in white coats who bring us food are, like, studying us and we're part of some kind of big experiment?"

"If nature abhors a vacuum, why is the universe so full of it?"

"I think it was done with mirrors."

'...But in case God misses something...'

Heisenberg Witness Protection Program

"People are scum."

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

"I'm looking for justice."