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Detective Honky

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Joan Hickson

He looks so natural lying there...

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

Mysteries.

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Optician and the PI.

'He's been shot!'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll