Sleuthing Fan T-Shirts

Detective Honky

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Joan Hickson

He looks so natural lying there...

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Mysteries.

Dog detectives

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Optician and the PI.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'