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Top Secret

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Joan Hickson

Mysteries.

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Optician and the PI.

How hit songs get their names

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"The butler did it!"

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

"This was no accident, Sarge! He was intentionally DROPPED!"

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

Auditing

Sherlock Holmes.

"We haven't been able to pick up his trail. We think he's using invisible ink."

Arthur Conan Doyle, MD, observes a passerby who has touch stains on his fingers, paint on his trousers and plaster on his jacket, and quickly deduces the man is a slob.

Enola Holmes/Millie Bobby Brown

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

Detective with a magnifying glass.

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

"I think it was done with mirrors."

Detective Honky

Subliminal messages!

'The killer should not be hard to find - he has left a trail of inserts.'

"Just as we suspected, he's running a dummy company"

Crime scene outline on the floor of a grocery store.

"What about hiring a Private Detective?"

Inept police investigators at work solving a murder.

Cops overlooking an obvious revolving bookcase.