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Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Joan Hickson

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Optician and the PI.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

The Banana Crime

"That's more like it!"

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

"We haven't been able to pick up his trail. We think he's using invisible ink."

Sherlock Holmes.

"So, when you looked up your symptoms, did it say to complain about it incessantly but never seek treatment?"

"All the letters in the alphabet are one-syllable words. Tell that to "W"."

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

Personnel: 'First of all, there's no 'Y' in resume...'

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

"I think it was done with mirrors."

Detective Honky