Word Sleuth T-Shirts

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'A-ha, They spelled 'Kloprinol' with a 'c''

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

I'd rather be phishing.

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

I just spend all day inventing the conjunction! And?

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

Able to Google Stuff Man

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

"That's more like it!"

'I see you have some blended content. Some of it's tue, some of it's false.'

Playing dead is easy, but when they ask me to speak, I have to imagine them in their underwear.

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Conflicting Reports

The dog chased the cat. Who can tell me what the subject is? It's grammar, isn't it?!

To help for having job my lost a translator as