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A crossword grid seen out of a window.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"Any clues?"

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

Cryptologists Anonymous

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'