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Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

$1: Family Secrets

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Missing Easter Egg

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

Two men converse secretively

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

I don't trust that guy.

One of the pyramids of giza has had its top stolen!

"So what can you tell us about this escaped master of disguise, John?"

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

'It looks fishy to me.'

Arthur Conan Doyle

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

"I'm looking for justice."

"Bit of luck Watson! I've found the missing clue."

A detective looking at chalked outline of dead man.

Detective Looking for Clues.

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

It was the break they had been waiting for: prints left behind at the scene of the crime.

"Why don't you lot concentrate on catching some real criminals? - Like motorists?"

"Poor guy was crushed like a bug. Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

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