Clue Lover T-Shirts

'It's the way he would have wanted it. . . killed by Colonel Mustard with the lead piping in the library.'

Edgar Allen Poe

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

hard-boiled egg...

Bermuda Triangles

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Treasure Island Book.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"There's something I have to tell you."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"I spy with my little eye…"

"That's hardly necessary!"

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"