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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Dectective following whole shoes rather than just the foot prints

Detective Looking for Clues.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

"Any questions?"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"I said slime."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

The discovery of electricity...

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Sphinx Comes Alive

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"