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Reason

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Look! No hands!"

Raincloud Umbrella

The Origami Society...

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

The discovery of electricity...

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Eureka!

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

"All the celebrities come here."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Ostrich Curoisities

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'Assume the position, Caruthers. I'm going to frisk you for a good idea.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'