Clever Concept Seeker T-Shirts

"Look! No hands!"

The Map of the human brain

Raincloud Umbrella

The Thought Process.

The Origami Society...

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'Assume the position, Caruthers. I'm going to frisk you for a good idea.'

Thought Cloud

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

'Oh course!'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

Creative Juices

Still life with salmon

Hypatia

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"Say - this gives me an idea for a picture!"

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

'I've invented copyright.'

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

"I'm just sitting here waiting for an idea who's time has come...but apparently it's running late."

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea