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'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself, while both Hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

My third wish would be, another three wishes!

Man uses the sexy leg of a mannequin to flag a taxi.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

' A good idea '

"She's been so creative lately."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Empty box of ideas

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'The Questioner'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Eureka!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.