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'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself, while both Hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

My third wish would be, another three wishes!

Man uses the sexy leg of a mannequin to flag a taxi.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

' A good idea '

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"She's been so creative lately."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Empty box of ideas

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'The Questioner'

Eureka!

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'