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"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Innovative

George Orwell

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.