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"Of course we value your creativity and insight. We just don't value them very much."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

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'Is this the new input device?'

Romantic Glass Blower

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"Buy my data $20"

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"The applications are limitless."

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

Scientists find a giant plug in the ocean - 'I don't know what it means either, but for Pete's sake don't touch it!'

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."