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Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Is this the new input device?'

Romantic Glass Blower

The Idea of America.

Computerized Dollhouse.

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'Well, we made it.'

"The applications are limitless."

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

What we're looking for is someone who can dream big and work within our budget.

"I'm getting that feeling of deja vu again."

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

"Yes, this is Mr. Kalen in Room 1510 – would you send up an Android version of the Gideon Bible?"