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'Our school computers are one year old. How can we be competitive in the job market if we're being trained on obselete equipment?'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Can our software do that?'

Eureka!

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

Early cyborg.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"It's o.k., come on out."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Is this the new input device?'

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"