Unconventional Innovator T-Shirts

'I only do biometric readings now.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

The Hammer

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

Pyramid Skiers

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"The applications are limitless."

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

"Insulating the house was too expensive... so I just insulated Gerald instead."

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -