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'I only do biometric readings now.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

The Hammer

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

Computerized Dollhouse.

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

Pyramid Skiers

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

"The applications are limitless."

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

All right, you may tell me about your internet startup idea. It's revolutionary. You know how the only way to tell if you stink is to sniff your armpit? Continue … and you know how embarrassing it is when people you know catch you sniffing your own armpit? Continue ... and you know how apps like "Uber" let you summon total strangers to drive by and provide you a service? Stop right there.

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"Insulating the house was too expensive... so I just insulated Gerald instead."

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?